Dear NAME
This April Career Services will be hosting the second year of Job Search Boot Camp. This event was created to help students and graduates of UW-Eau Claire learn the skills that will prepare them for today?s job market, through the use of presentations, resume reviews, and mock interviews.
We need money.....give it to us.
We promise we'll be your BFF?s if you do.
Come on.......
You know you?d do just about anything to be accepted.
Monday, January 25, 2010
Sponsor e-mail draft
Oh Mighty Sponsor!!
Help us with the money we so desperately need! We take cash or check, and our butt cracks double as a credit card swipe (as is standard for all non-profits). Please oh great Sponsor in whom our lives and bread depend upon, throw down your monies! We wish to pay great respect, but cannot without some incentive.
We shall build great pyramids in your name and cover them with your logos and any PDF files you may grace our inbox with. We shall be obedient only to you?.and the other companies who respond to this humble invoice. However, our obedience is subject in descending order of response, so act quickly.
Help us with the money we so desperately need! We take cash or check, and our butt cracks double as a credit card swipe (as is standard for all non-profits). Please oh great Sponsor in whom our lives and bread depend upon, throw down your monies! We wish to pay great respect, but cannot without some incentive.
We shall build great pyramids in your name and cover them with your logos and any PDF files you may grace our inbox with. We shall be obedient only to you?.and the other companies who respond to this humble invoice. However, our obedience is subject in descending order of response, so act quickly.
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