Friday, July 30, 2010

update

I'm going to try and update more from now on. The reason is that my husband, Spike, is moving to Tuscaloosa. Soon, I will also be joining him in the lands past mason dixon. But for now I have to wait. and be patient...I have never been good at either.

Monday, March 1, 2010

Wow

I was just listening to the current and THE PETER GABRIEL was covering Bon Iver. That's insane, my friends and I went to the same highschool ass Justin Vernon and now PETER FLIPPING GABRIEL IS COVERING HIM.
Wow, just wow.

Monday, February 15, 2010

I was very excited to find out the Harry Houdini was Buster Keaton's Godfather and was, in fact, the man who gave him the nickname "Buster" after he took a tumble down a flight of stairs as a child. So excited was I that I wished to tell some friends at work....only to find they had never heard of Buster Keaton. Along with this, when I tried to explain the genuis that is Mr. Keaton, the lot of them walked away.
Just walked away.
Understandably, this is a work place but they had been conversing all morning and there wasn't anyone in the lab.
They really don't like me here.
That much is obvious.
(picnic,lightning)

Monday, January 25, 2010

E-mai draft 2

Dear NAME
This April Career Services will be hosting the second year of Job Search Boot Camp. This event was created to help students and graduates of UW-Eau Claire learn the skills that will prepare them for today?s job market, through the use of presentations, resume reviews, and mock interviews.
We need money.....give it to us.
We promise we'll be your BFF?s if you do.
Come on.......
You know you?d do just about anything to be accepted.

Sponsor e-mail draft

Oh Mighty Sponsor!!
Help us with the money we so desperately need! We take cash or check, and our butt cracks double as a credit card swipe (as is standard for all non-profits). Please oh great Sponsor in whom our lives and bread depend upon, throw down your monies! We wish to pay great respect, but cannot without some incentive.
We shall build great pyramids in your name and cover them with your logos and any PDF files you may grace our inbox with. We shall be obedient only to you?.and the other companies who respond to this humble invoice. However, our obedience is subject in descending order of response, so act quickly.